If you can't be nice, at least be vague. (sage_and_sea) wrote in pdx_eavesdrops,
If you can't be nice, at least be vague.

On the Yellow Line MAX, yesterday, leaving the Saturday Market stop and heading for Pioneer Square. Our cast of characters: Mid-40s tourist couple, their local daughter, a local gentleman heading downtown to get groceries, and my wife, eavesdropping.

Tourist dad: "We didn't see that part," pointing out the window at the Skidmore side of the Market.

Local daughter: "We're going to go up to Pioneer Place so you can shop; you didn't seem too excited about Saturday Market."

Tourist dad: "Well, it's nothing but god-damned hippies everywhere!"

Local gentleman: "And homos, don't forget the homos!"

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