cop:"I'm not saying it's justified, I'm just saying I probably would have done the same thing"
cop:"I'm not sure why they shot him so many times, but I imagine it had to do with where the bullets hit"
cop et al.: *raucous laughter*
There was much more, but I must say I've never felt such a deep seated urge to throw my coffee mug at someone's head in a crowded restaurant.
as i was leaving
friend-of-cop: "You know, people just don't have the opportunity to have good experiences with the police"
me (out of earshot): You think?!?!?